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thetargetbreakroom:

Tomorrow is my last day at Target and I am totally planning a khaki bonfire to celebrate.

TBR: Well, I wouldn’t burn all your khakis….maybe the red Target shirts, but you could so make some money off them khakis if it’s the right person. But still, congratulations on successfully getting out of there!

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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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